Medals for the MoD

MoD officials get performance bonuses!
For failing to deliver enough equipment to the frontline troops?
For doing such a bad job that the mothers of soldiers have to send out basics like underwear?
Do troops serving in Afghanistan, who could be on as much as £17k, get performance bonuses?
No, they get a nice piece of ribbon and a lump of gun metal.
But are bonuses enough, why don't we give the MoD lads medals as well?